2017 Super Bowl 51 Predictions and Prop Bets: Go Falcons!
Prepare for the biggest sports event in Houston this Sunday. I’m so excited! The New England Patriots will face off against the Atlanta Falcons in the 2017 Super Bowl 51. Below are a few fun things to know, and a few of my predictions on who will win and some prop bets. If the Patriots (cheaters) win, they’ll secure their fifth title in the Belichick and Brady era. I think we can talk about dynasty as this point. More importantly, think how awkward is going to be when Commissioner Roger Goodell has to give the Super Bowl to the evil trio of Bob Kraft, Belichick and Brady. All Trump supporters too. It would be a strong statement for the Patriots to win especially with Brady serving his four-game suspension for deflate-gate and the organization losing a first round pick. I think Brady should devote the victory to the deflated football.
If the Falcons win, Atlanta citizens will have a reason to be proud of something as most of their fans are not even Falcons’ fans. Yes, the rapper TI who represents Atlanta does not count. This victory will be the first championship for QB Matt Ryan, the 2016 NFL MVP. I want the Falcons to win as the city needs it. I mean does Tom Brady need another freaking title to remind us he’s a football god or I’m just not good enough in life? Life has not been that hard on Brady being married to a lovely supermodel and having a house which would cost a trillion dollars in Vancouver.
Who will win? My prediction is that the Atlanta Falcons will win and will cover. However, the trophy may go to the Patriots by Executive order by Donald Trump.
I think the Falcons will have a lot of matchups the Patriots defense can’t handle especially at receiver with Julio Jones and their running back combo of Freeman and Coleman. Without Gronk, the Falcons can focus on Brady and their clone receivers of Edelman, Amendola, and Hogan.
New England (-3) vs. Atlanta (+3), Moneyline is +130 Atlanta vs. New England (-150)
How long will it take for Luke Bryan to sing the US National Anthem? My prediction: Who is Luke Bryan? He’s a country star who wants to drag this baby out apparently. Bryan is desperate for stardom and will drag this out as long as he can and most likely will make the jets fly by before he gets half way. I’m picking the OVER (2 minutes 9 seconds).
Coin Toss bet? My prediction: It has to be tails? Why I don’t know I’m just guessing. It’s a 50/50 bet.
First offensive play of the game will be? A run. I think both teams will test out the defense and will start conservatively.
The first score of the play? My prediction: Field goal or safety by the Falcons.
What color will Lady Gaga’s hair be when she starts her half time show? My prediction: I picked blond, and she’ll go multi-colour after and possibly turn into an animal.
The first penalty enforced in the game? My prediction: It’s probably going to be a holding penalty because everyone likes to cheat.
What color will the liquid be that is poured on the head coach of the winning team? My prediction: Orange baby. It’s been orange for two of the past three years. I don’t think it can go back to back years with the same colour which was blue.
Good luck on your bets! Most importantly, have fun, drink responsibly, and get a good buzz.